Ball breaking. Literally.

Steamy hot. Sometimes.

Replaced with food. Sure.

Life changing. If you cheat.

Roof staring. If it’s bad.

Relaxing. For man mostly.

Hard to perform. If you’re fat. (Or have a soft mattress)

Better in love. Every time.

Only for love. When you are fully committed.

With celebrities. In your mind. And no, it is not cheating. We all have a list don’t we?

I understand sex now. I didn’t when I was a shit head.

I am living the wonder years.

Sex, keeps getting better with time. Yes. Absolutely. Just make sure you have a firm-er mattress.